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Naughty Boy... LOL!
My own little slice of heaven!
How can you beat that!
It was at this point I realized...
Ah, those were the days...
What were you in
your former life?
I have NEVER met a Knob not worth sprucing - Swift, 1961
PROUD SPONSORS OF THE:
SPRUCE KNOB KNOBBERS
FOR 15 YEARS!!!!
They've won 9 TITLES in 16 YEARS!!! They took this time and opened the door to the State Meet. And when the gates to the State Meet opened, the Knobbers took the lead. By the time Finals would start on Thursday afternoon, the Knobbers were the team to beat.
And they still are. Posted by 800 MILES!!! Believe it or not, that's the distance from our home in West Virginia to Gondwana High School in Troy, Ohio, our arch-rivals. It takes a total of 7 hours to get there. Just think, 6 weeks ago the plan was just 7 hours away! The lesson? FUCK OHIO! WE NEED GRUB! I LOVE GRUB!!! I CAN'T GET ENOUGH GRUB!!!! UGH GRUB GRUB GRUB! NO! ENOUGH! ENOUGH! ENOUGH! Enough of the tension and all the problems. ENOUGH GRUB. ENOUGH. ENOUGH GRUB. ENOUGH GRUB. ENOUGH! ENOUGH!! ENOUGH! ENOUGH! ENOUGH!!!!
GRUB HALL OF FAME
Reminds me of the time me and my buddy went up to Get our Knobs Spruced on the 4th of July. Wacketman shows up and totally Spruces out our vibe, bummer. There we were with No Gas and a Head Full of Crazy Ideas. And so I thought, what if I Grubbed up all the Partysprucers at the Partyspizzace? So my buddy Gizzubs the Spruce Token, I Glubgrub the Vodka Rock, about a half-hour later we got Sprucejunkies phasin' out on Grub. We got Wadanna the Pump Shotgun slurping up snotty tricklets of tryp on my left, a-a-and Count S-11 doin' the spastik Spunky Sam on my right. Absolute madness. I fall asleep in the moonlight on top of an Old Grifter who I'd swore was Gov. Justice doing an Open Air Ollie impression. Woke up to a rad Potlock of Epic Proportions, felt awkward when Johnny Seismicwave said my beef stew tasted like shit. Had to haul ass back to Dead Clam County, Arkansas afterward (CLAMS, don't let the cold set on you here).
Oh great. FUCKING GREAT! JUST WHAT I NEEDED! JUST WHAT I FUCKING NEEDED!
03:33:33 06 Jun 2016
ATTN: Except at this point it's not about the Sprucing, is it?
You've changed, man. I KNOW what you used to be about.
YOU were in it for the SPRUCING man, NOT the MONEY...
Oh still doubt me?
Track THIS you fucking piece of GARBAGE!!!
Sent from my iPhone
A New-Age Internet "Aesthetic" For INTERSTATES And The People Who Love Them
10 bucks sez
Mumma duz not come home for
Christmas this year, spoke...
We LOVE INTERSTATECORE... And we will always love you Shaman Ike.
We've got a friend in Ike!
Reminds me of my days as a traveling Grub salesman hopping from Big Eye to Big Eye.
Ike's ghost had me REAL hyped up on some True/False shit.
And so I said fuck the Gas, and let Them take me wherever They wanted.
Drifted all the way to Eye-74 before I let them Spruce me up a little.
And that's when Ike's ghost stood off against the Adels, that day in history, April 26, 2019.
ADELS OF THE WORLD, UNITE!
WE MUST FIGHT TO THE VERY END TO PROTECT OUR LAND
THAT HAS BEEN RULED OVER FOR CENTURIES BY OUR LORDS...
THE BATTLE HAS NOT YET BEGUN MY BRETHEREN...Ike Sez Really... Dude, Really????
The Unspeakable Eye Act that'll make you Adels SQUIRM in your own self-induced hell.
You're living on it, Adel.
And this Ego Death is sponsored by Four-Wheel Drive...
There is ALWAYS someone watchingEven in dreams !!!!
I was a Teenage Knob Sprucer...I have NEVER met a Knob not worth sprucing - Swift 1999
Tired yet, honey?
YOUR MIND is a WEAPON.
And it would be REALLY convenient if They convinced you it wasn't.
Because THIS is what They take from you.
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YOU are trapped in a Web1.0 ghetto.
YOU don't get to decide when you leave.
Could we ever bring 'em back once THEY have gone?
The answer is no.
SPRUCE KNOB KNOB SPRUCERS
A sign of things to come.YAMETE! Spruce Knob Knob Sprucers come to JUSTIFY our ORIGINAL SIN with MAKESHIFT, CHOOSE-YOUR-OWN-ADVENTURE "TRUTH" (or as Mr. Lionel Hutz sez: "The Truth!"). This is described by CLASSIC and RIOTOUS Cerebus dichotomy: We live True/False lives, going to our True/False work so we can get our True/False bread, and when we get bored we take our True/False drugs to see our True/False fractals and our True/False "Gods"... Except the only GOD you will actually be seeing is YAMA SWIFT when he drags your FUCKING DEGENERATE ASS on his FUCKING HOOK by your FUCKING TEMPLE down to HELL...CAPICHE???
The Three Rules of SKKS West Virginia:
1. Nothing is sacred.
2. Snow blows southerly on Spruce.
3. A mouse is fine too...
Come join us in a prayer, we'll be waiting, waiting where, everything's ENDING HERE...
Like it..? Why don't ya MARRY IT...???
CONSPIRACY THEORIES are called that because they DON'T EXIST!
From Overtoun Dog Martyr to Counsel Foster Fairfax Park 1993...Know this...
Fuck 'em if They can't take a joke! Mother Mary, blessed Mother!
At this point I don't even give a fuck. May as well skip town. Adopt a new name. Livin' off the grid. Now that's true living right there. You don't see any PANSIE ASS
motherfucking NEO-TEAIST VAGRANTS hopping from TOWN to TOWN these dayz.
Because it's looking like things are gonna get a helluva lot WORSE before they get BETTER?
I have NEVER met a Knob not worth sprucing - Swift, 2019. Truly a motto to live by.
Intelligence is for wimps and you are a weakling...
Culture is for chumps and you are a sucker...
Art is for FAGS and you are a FAGGOT...
Dedicated to no one.
Thanks to no one.
GARFIELD IS OVER.
Now where could my pipe be...
Get on the fucking reindeer, Santa.
_________________________________________ / You will lose your present job and have \ | to become a door to door mayonnaise | \ salesman. / ----------------------------------------- \ \ \_\_ _/_/ \ \__/ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
Jus' a little downward pressure was all it took
To take away the pleasures that he overlooked
He'd had an arm full of it, it still tasted sweet
His blindness was a part of him
HE WORKED IT ALL OUT FOR HIMSELF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AND TOOK HIMSELF OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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The burning question -- should we be scared?
The EVEN BETTER question -- Should we be Sprucing our Knobs this time of year?
THE ANTI-GRUB REVOLUTION WILL COME, YOU CAN COUNT ON PICKENS, HE'S YA MAN...page 2
You have no soul, Spoke.
Smokin' in the snow is where Eye'll be...
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YOU'RE GONNA CARRY THAT WEIGHT.